I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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