idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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