i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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