I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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