i was rollin on her like bob the builder
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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