And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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