U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Randomize
