Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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