Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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