How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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