Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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