have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
