then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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