Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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