Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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