But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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