ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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