If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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