Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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