Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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