I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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