no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we made out on top of his cat.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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