she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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