STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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