I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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