Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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