More tranny stories later!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you didnt know i had herpes?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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