I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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