Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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