dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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