I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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