Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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