no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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