maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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