My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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