You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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