we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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