The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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