would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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