I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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