But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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