im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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