I want to have your abortion
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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