Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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