whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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