I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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