I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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