He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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