my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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