YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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